Thursday, March 23, 2006

The Quest for the Hibernating Abs...reborn

See these flowers...they are pretty, yes? (This Imp loves to take pretty pictures) And when do flowers grow? (Pauses like Dora the Explorer to let the readers answer) That is correct, flowers grow in the Spring! (One of the Imp's favorite seasons) And what season comes after Spring? (Dora pause again) Summer! Si si muy buen! (Oh sorry slipped into Dora mode from the Dora pause) So you are wondering why all this? Well despite the fact that this Imp is just crazy and likes to write in that fashion as well I have a declaration to make today. This Imp is on the quest for her abs again! I know I know this quest was started way back when but Thanksgiving and Christmas sidetracked this Imp in all the lights and dazzle. New Year resolutions are not something this Imp does so it wasn't until last night when the Imp was shopping....
WAIT! Breathe...sit down...relax...yes the Imp was shopping but only because The Mom called and said there was a sale
($2.99 shirts that were regular $30, yeah baby!) So since this Imp had a night off from play rehearsal, I took advantage of the sale and went shopping. Amongst the hunt for church clothes, I saw a sight that made me wince. It was a horrific sight in a plethura of colors that covered a whole wall but barely covered as well. The sight was......bathing suits! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I made a quick grab for my schedule book....surely not...why are there....wait a minute...what is going...what month is it...look look look! *GASP* It is the end of March....but it is still cold...oh wait it is Spring break, it is always cold on spring break (curse of the South, can be 80 degrees the week before and after but Spring Break will be cold!)...ohh yeah and there was an announcement about the Beach Retreat on Sunday....oh bother, two months until Summer. (Froofroo's response: YAY! The rest of us: UGH!)
Soooooo alas seeing the wall of barely there bathing suits (Not a one that I would wear even with flat abs) was enough to inspire this Imp to return to her quest for abs so that the summer wardrobe from last year will fit. We will see what happens!

6 comments:

Lani said...

I adore froo froo

Anonymous said...

may the flea's of a thousand camels infest your underarms for bring that up ---not a topic to take lightly

Canadian Dude said...

Abs.. I once had abs.

Richard said...

I have abs, but I feel they are something to be cherished and protected. Thats why I keep my abs insulated with a sufficient layer of fat.

Breazy said...

good luck with it ! I am on a quest for abs as well however it will take me longer than summer for mine to show but that is okay because I am determined and I am ready ! :)

Canadian Dude said...

Good luck with the abs. I lost mine years ago.