Wednesday, February 8, 2006
One more invention to promote singleness!
Ladies do you want to cuddle without the dreaded football game blaring in the background? Do you wish you could spend time snuggled close with an arm around you without the snoring? Do you long for that comfort without all the drama of "it is poker night" or "we cuddled last night"? You single ladies wish you could snuggle but don't have a guy?
Well long no more, ladies for here is your answer...the Manillow! I see that look and no I am not talking about the singer but the latest and greatest from our friends overseas....the man pillow! No more worries about having to keep in his favor to be able to snuggle, with your Manillow you can cuddle anytime you want and his arm will never let you go! No more poker nights or snoring nights to keep you from your relaxation and enjoyment, with the Manillow you can have hours of snuggle time without any interruptions or protests. And it comes in three different shirt shades!
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URGULLIBLE Inc. and it s subsidiaries hold no responsibility for lack of true affection from pillows. Manillow is not true replacement for apartner in any kind of relationship. Footbrella's will not protect shoes from puddles. Purchase is optional and non-refundable. Void where prohibited.