Friday, August 31, 2007

Flash Fiction 55: A 55 Word Rant!

I need some potting soil and pots.

Naturally Walmart is the stop

I navigate aisles, people, and stuff.

Then skid, bump, stop and scuff,

To stare in horror at the aisle’s array

Tis August yes? Not even Labor Day.

My mind plays tricks, My eyes deceive,

that cannot be…

No!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

NOT A CHRISTMAS TREE!!






(Small note: Yes...yes I saw Christmas stuff at Walmart! I will rant more about this later!)

2 comments:

Top cat said...

Wow Ms IMP, this is great.
Totally unexpected ending.
Great 55.
Have a safe and happy holiday.
tc

lime said...

oh man, i could not agree with you any more. august for crying out loud????